Fourth Note: accidental audio

[charlie05stokes]

[OOC: Cut for length. Onizuka used with Al's permission.

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Nick
Greg
Haku
Onizuka ]



So, Greg, funny story...

*silence*

... ne... big brother? *waving hand in front of his face*

*Snaps fingers a few times.* Huh...Data frozen?

No. *pokes his eye* *gets a grunt from him*

... uh. I think his brain shut down.

Huh...hold on I got a drink for this. *Runs into the kitchen, mixes alcohol, tabasco, vinegar, hot pepper, mayo and some other horrible things and comes back* Drink it down, buddy, it'll kick your brain into drive again.

*eying the drink like's gonna leap out and jump on his face* I don't think that's such a good id-

What... did you do... to my car?

Wai! He's alright! *hugs Greg. doesn't get a hug back*

... I told you it was a funny story.

Nick. This isn't funny.

*Slugs down the drink and turns his head blowing out a little flame before returning to Greg his eyes watering* Is that thing even insured after all you've let happen to it Greggo?

Do they even HAVE insurance here?! *kind of flailing*

Come on, Greg. It's just the windows. You can get 'em fixed. ... sure you don't wanna hear what happened?

*groans, face in his hands*

Neeee... guys. *pouting* I think he's really upset. Big brother, it really is just a car...

*sage nod* I know how you feel Greggo...but it's not like a motorcycle.

B-but Flynn made it custom for me...

Which is probably why it stood up so damn well to her... sonic... whatever screams.

Sonic... what?

... some one screaming did this?

Yeah. It was freaky.

Oooo Harpies...wait! Was it a plotmon? Man, Gobby and I ran into this freaky girl with a Plotmon once who just about busted my damn eardrums with her howling.

No, no. Had a... lizard-type one. Black and purple.

Huh...never seen one of those. Maybe she was a harpie.

Iunno. Don't harpies usually have wings? She looked like a normal girl... kinda gothic, then she got all upset and ran off, next thing I know she's got some cloak over her, screaming like a damn sonic boom and flying.

... Nick. What the HELL? How do you have this bad of luck?

Says the guy who got blown up.

You should get those parts checked to make sure none of them were from a Cresta. I tell you man Toyotas are cursed.

*Nick and Greg in unison* GMC.

Yeah but you don't know. They could have slipped like the tailpipe of a Cresta in there or something. I swear those things blow up when you look at them...let alone fall off a building onto one.

*staring*

He says things like that all the time. Our luck is nothing compared to what he's gotten himself in to.

Mhm. He's fallen off the roof of that school at least... two, three times...

I lost count...cuz see sometimes I jumped...you know to save someone.

*just shakes his head*

ANYWAY. What are we going to do about my car? You still don't have a job.

Oi. Greg. You can just have them replace the windows in the DATS garage. I can take a look at everything else.

Alright, fine. *mutter* I'm going back inside before an anvil falls on my head or something.

On YOU? Think about how I feel! I just wanted to apologize and she takes off like I went after her with a ... *voices fade as they walk in to the apartment, arguing.*

We need to lock those two away for their own safety...

I know a place that sells straight jackets and bondage gear...just sayin'. *Wink*

*laughs, baps his arm* Help me fix this beast and I'll consider it.

*Salutes* Yes mon capitan!

*click*

Comments

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

... sometimes, I have to wonder if Greg loves the Denali more than he loves me.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Sweetie, I do love you. I really do. But this is the third time something's happened to my Denali in as many months.

Forgive me while throw a fit about whatever force doesn't want me to have it.

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

You can get it repaired, you know. *sounds like she's wibbling*

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

*and he's going to whine right back* I know I can! B-but what's going to happen next time? At this rate it's going to wind up crushed in to a cube!

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

*actually whines* Y-You can... get it insured through DATS or something?

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

...iunno. I didn't bother to ask. I didn't think think sinister forces would be out to destroy my car of all things.

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

... they could try destro--

Not finishing that.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

... no, what. You started to say it. Finish it.

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

... but it's a bad thing.

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

...

What? Destroy you?

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

Well, not to that extreme...

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well. There was my foot in mouth moment.

Wasn't that entire conversation foot in mouth?

*long silence, then a thud, and Gomamon's muffled voice*

Oh, yeah, put me in the trashcan. That's mature.

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

*have some mumbling followed by attempts of fingerbridging*

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Tell me, or you're not getting desert snuck in tonight.

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's not fair!

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

It's completely fair considering we now have to walk to go get it.

Spill.

[Locked to Greg]

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

I'm... still not completely confident in myself or my words. Especially when I'm still kinda laced up on pain medication.

[Locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

I know that.

Did I really upset you that much by whining about my car? I like my car. I'm not in love with it.

[Locked]

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

Nah, not really. Everyone has something that they like. I guess I'll never understand why you like your car.

... it's silly, really...

Re: [Locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Me liking my car? *shrug* Nick's right. It really is a guy thing. We like speed and power, and that's something you get from cars.

Doesn't beat having an awesome girlfriend, though.

Re: [Locked]

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

... hee, I'm awesome?

Re: [Locked]

[whoshotsherlock.livejournal.com]

Of course! I wouldn't say it otherwise.

Re: [Locked]

[bondingalchemy.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you.

[eatatjoesaura.livejournal.com]

Sonic scream attack? say she wasn't green with red horns was she?

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

Nah. Pale, black hair, dark eyes. Like I said, gothic. When she went all... scream-mode on me, though, she was wearing a purple-black cloak.

[eatatjoesaura.livejournal.com]

Hmm...could be any number of monsters that I know of. Guess we'll just have to keep our ears open.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

Monster? Now hang on there a second. I never said she was a monster. People got powers here that aren't monsters, right?

[eatatjoesaura.livejournal.com]

Force of habit, what you described is not all together different from the things in my homeworld, you know L.A.

Anyway you're right it could have been a Metahuman too.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

You're from L.A.?

She looked like a normal girl until that was pulled. Scared as hell just from me talkin' to her, too. Like I was gonna reach out and grab her or something.

[eatatjoesaura.livejournal.com]

How sweet home~

Sounds troubled...and sounds to me like you're not just gonna let this go.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

Nick? Let something go? Hah! Tell me when some one makes a Pigmon that flies.

Greg. Shut up.

[locked to Nick]

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

Hnn...

Did she look like this.

[Attached - photograph of the Scream Queen]

[Locked] (Yay fail?)

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

[Attachment Received]

... yeah. Yeah, she did.

Epic Fail. But it's workable.

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

Stay away from her. She's dangerous. She's also my problem.

Indeed!

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

*Mentally, Nick's swearing. He had a feeling he'd be inadvertently ratting her out some how*

Hate to say it there, chief, but you're not my boss.

Re: Indeed!

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

No. But I'm the Batman. I know everything about you.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

Really now? I find that hard to believe.

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

[Attached - Complete Dossier on Nick Stokes] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Stokes).

Your mustache was silly.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

...

h... HEY!

He's got a point, Nick. It was pretty horrible.

I got rid of it... *actually sounds a little pouty* How'd you get this?

(Italics - Greg)

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

I'm the Batman. I have my sources.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

u... huh.

Well. Yer still not my boss.

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

No. But I can get Armstrong to order you off interfering.

[ponchotexas.livejournal.com]

For some one who claims to know so much, you haven't been paying attention.

Officially? I'm not even a part of DATS yet.

[punchymcbats.livejournal.com]

Officially not yet. The paperwork is in the queue.

I'll be watching.

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